/qa2/ - Business Inquiries

a soybaby weabkike liblard walks into a bar. He asks the waiter if he's a trump supporting nazi so that he can decide whether or not to report him to ANTIFA.
The waiter tells him that he hasn't met anyone who voted for trump yet. Soybaby liblard says “good! Now serve me a soy bubblegum latte” waiter replies, “I'm sorry sir, but the closest we have to soy is regular milk”.
The soybaby liblard says “I see, then I'd like to have a pumpkin spice latte”. The waiter replies “Sir, we're out of that too”.
So the soybaby liblard thinks for a moment and says “Well, I'd like to have a black coffee”.
The waiter replies “There you go sir, drink up.”
The soybaby liblard drinks his coffee, finishes it all, then proceeds to get up and leave. He walks out of the bar, and as he does so, he begins to scream, and wail, and cry out for the bartender to get a cop and a medic on the scene.
The bartender proceeds to call the cops and medical services.
Soybaby liblard sees them pull up, and begins to get more and more hysterical. He starts yelling at the cops about how his black coffee turned him black. And he begins to make racist accusations towards the bartender.
Police take him away, to their car, and begin to ask him questions about why he was yelling so loud, and what exactly was going on. Soybaby liblard says, “I went to that bar, and ordered a black coffee! And now I'm black!” The police look at him, puzzled. They begin to call him crazy, but he begins to say the same thing over and over again.
“I was born white! But the bartender gave me black coffee, so I'm black now!”
Police proceed to drive soybaby liblard to the nearest mental health facility, where he can be evaluated and treated. Soybaby liblard goes in, and after 2 weeks of being inside the facility, he finally decides to go back home. He gets dropped off at his home by the ambulance.
As soon as he steps foot inside his house, he begins to head towards the bathroom. He begins to splash water all over his face, his hands, his chest, his legs. All over. He does it again and again and again, without even trying to get dry. Soybaby liblard is standing in the shower, getting wetter and wetter.
He starts to scream again. This time even louder than before. He goes to the mirror and starts looking at his face. He begins to yell at the mirror, asking it why he's black, when he's supposed to be white.
He then goes into his room, closes the door, and goes to his laptop.
He types in google “Why is my face black?”
After searching for a couple of minutes, he finds out that he has the disease called vitiligo, a skin condition where the body's own immune system attacks pigment producing cells.
This was an isolated incident, and only affects around 2 million people worldwide.
He then goes back to the bathroom, and begins to run the water again, in the hopes that he'll be white again.
Soybaby liblard goes back into his room, closes the door, and begins to cry. He begins to type “How to be white again?”. After searching for a while, he finds out that he needs to see a doctor, and get surgery on his eyes, so that his eyes will be white again. He also finds out that he needs to get surgery on his arms, so that his arms will be white again.
He then begins to type “How to be white again without surgery?”. He finds out that the only way to be white again without surgery is to stay out of the sun.
He begins to type “How to stay out of the sun?”.
He finds out that he needs to stay inside all the time, and that he needs to wear long sleeves and pants all the time. He then begins to type “What to wear all the time so I can stay out of the sun?”.
He finds out that he needs to wear black clothes.
He then goes into his closet, and looks through his clothes. He sees a black shirt, and decides to kill himself